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Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

sacculate 

When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.
"Hey Jim, did you see Josh totally sacculate the quarterback? He has no more head."
sacculate by Josh jmac November 9, 2006

Count Snackula 

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.
Count Snackula by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022

Snackulation 

To eat the ejaculate of a person, either known or unknown, in order to sustain life via protein intake. Commonly a snack while on a trip of some sort.
Tiny was very hungry so her boyfriend pulled out his cock and gave her a Snackulation. She was then full and ready to keep driving.
Snackulation by Navyman153 July 5, 2010