Smurgen 

Its a personality that you will find online, the person is always helpful, friendly and really, really nice. If you find the person, stay around them because they will be the best type of friend online

A smurgen would be... parents, brothers, sisters any other relations and bff

Smurgen by Roebotic August 9, 2010

Smurgn 

A not experienced gamer (newbie, lucky or boosted) who has a not deserved high rank.
In online gaming, a Smurgn is an inexperienced player who uses a bought account to deceive other players into thinking he's a pro(he could also be a newbie, lucky or (boosted). The purpose is to pretend to be a pro-player in order to be insulted every match after have shown own skills.Normally is the humiliated and offended but no one is will ever be sure if is a pro or not.

A smurgn is actually the antonym of Smurf.
Replied to offences: Haha look at your rank noob, you are a looser. (last in points)

Smurgn by Allevart May 9, 2018

smudgen 

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

smudgen by albert fergeson June 12, 2008

Smurge 

When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time

"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"

"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"

"Yeah you totally smurged it"

Smurge by not_a_power_ranger August 7, 2018

Smurgeon 

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

Smurgeon by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Smudgens 

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

Smudgens by mf34890n May 27, 2010

Smurten 

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

Smurten by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011