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To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!
Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
by SirPadsAlot May 20, 2011
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