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A not experienced gamer (newbie, lucky or boosted) who has a not deserved high rank.
In online gaming, a Smurgn is an inexperienced player who uses a bought account to deceive other players into thinking he's a pro(he could also be a newbie, lucky or (boosted). The purpose is to pretend to be a pro-player in order to be insulted every match after have shown own skills.Normally is the humiliated and offended but no one is will ever be sure if is a pro or not.
A smurgn is actually the antonym of Smurf.
Replied to offences: Haha look at your rank noob, you are a looser. (last in points)
Smurgn by Allevart May 9, 2018
Words you can keep

smugnorant 

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness
Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.
smugnorant by dequsee February 4, 2019
Related Words

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."
A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!
Smugnant women are the worse.
Smugnant by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012
The look on Mitt Romney's face when someone presents facts to him or when he's talking to someone he believes is below him.
During the first presidential debate, Smugney made frequent appearances when President Obama talked about his plan for the economy.
Smugney by Daisy Puggle October 3, 2012
A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

Smugnorant 

when sanctimonious middle-class, centrist Democrats unironically accuse other white people of having white privilege whilst being oblivious to their own class privilege.

Another example is when they accuse an actor of playing a white saviour in a film whilst acting like a white saviour themself in their denouncment of said actor.
Katie is such a smugnorant dipshit. She supports candidates with predatory economic policies and still thinks she's woke because she pays lipservice to equality.
Smugnorant by Celebitchy February 6, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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