Smurfery 

Any word that would end in an -ry suffix when used by a Smurf.

Brainy couldn't pay his bills, so he was sold into smurfery.

Hefty and Clumsy went to the bar to get smurfed, then wound up engaging in other smurfery.

Smurfery by Ronintendo September 26, 2011

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

Smurfer 

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010

Butthole smurfer 

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

Butthole smurfer by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

butthole smurfers 

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

butthole smurfers by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

surfery 

The act of coitus while at least partially submerged in water.

Look at that chick over there, I'd like to perform a little surfery on her.

surfery by The Lung April 29, 2003

butt smurfer 

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

butt smurfer by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016