Smunished 

It means to be ugly or when some thing is punished meaning messed up

Yo your caddy is straight smunished!

Yo that dude is smunished!

Smunished by Quita Qui January 22, 2005

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard 

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

Squished Lizard by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

Smushed 

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

Smushed by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

squished hamburger 

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

squished hamburger by C- bass September 23, 2007