Spanished 

(v.) The process or completion of a guy fingering a girl in Spanish class. Accomplished by sitting extremely close and being as quiet as possible to avoid detection. Can apply to any classroom setting besides Spanish.

Dude, did you hear that your sister got Spanished by that that sophomore in math class???

Spanished by Spanish Class Hero October 27, 2011

spanished 

(v) To disappear, then reappear (either elsewhere or in the same location) as a person of Spanish descent.

Person 1: So, yeah, we should have no problem meeting our Third Quarter Profit Margin- *POOF!*-GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!
Person 2: Holy shit! That guy just spanished into thin air!

spanished by BSullivan March 14, 2008

spanished 

To appropriate someones food or other items.

Damn it, who spanished my biscuits!?

spanished by HairyMilk December 26, 2008

ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.

Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!

ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017

Spanish Christmas 

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

Spanish Christmas by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Spanish Inquisition by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010