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1 definition by
dark sunshine
1
Squished Lizard
A
squished lizard
is when a dude presses his
dick up
against a glass
panel
( i.e window )
I thought i had a
peeping tom
so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next
looked up
there was a
squished lizard
looking up at me.
by
dark sunshine
March 08, 2009
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