Smuhker
A son of a mother fucker, A smuhker
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Smucker Fucker
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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Smuckernut Crunch
A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
Smuckernut Crunch by smuckernut July 21, 2010
You ain't Smuckers
Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).
It is often used in question form, see example.
It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
You ain't Smuckers by Brausten November 1, 2012
Butt Smuckers
Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
Butt Smuckers by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012
Smucker
Abbreviated form of 'Smart Fucker'. A term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. Often used as a compliment among friends. Commonly used in college campuses.
Smucker by Eric VanDervalk June 1, 2003
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