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Smuckerly 

(Adverb) Doing something with vigor
“Bro look at that guy. He just smuckerly cranked 90’s on that child”
Smuckerly by Sponkustodore January 2, 2024
Words you can keep
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

jiggery smackery 

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.
''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''
jiggery smackery by Nesty. July 9, 2012

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

Smuckernut Crunch 

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.
Smuckernut Crunch by smuckernut July 21, 2010
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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