Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.

Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...

by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007

sickfest

An activity or event that is totally despicable.
1) It could be a conversation you have with your mates about something weird
2) It could be the fact that someone is getting away with something that they shouldn't.
3) (First used when two boys (JR, BA) were playing NBA Live 2003 on playstation in Queensland, Australia.)

1)
HM: It is cool to dump a bog in the shower
me: mate, this (conversation) is a sickfest

2)
LOSER: hey man i'm two-timing these two really hot chicks
me: mate that is sickfest

3)
BA: Haha JR I'm beating you even though I've never played this before
JR (me): this game is a sickfest

by JR March 24, 2005

suckfest

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.

This class is a total suckfest

by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

suckiest

The highest level of sucking

Suckiest beats suckier anyday.

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk June 18, 2007

suckest

Someone or something that sucks the most, out of a large group of things or people that also suck. This term was most likely created by Jose Cerquiera while playing Ultimate Frisbee, however it's true origins are not fully known.

Yo Elizabeth that throw was SUCKEST!

by el tigre! June 9, 2008

spunkfest

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

by Cifco July 28, 2015

total suckfest

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.

"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 8, 2005