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Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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Slucket List 

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.
I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
Slucket List by KfromCanada August 16, 2012
A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like a man without water!
Sucketh by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

smocket league 

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds
i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks
smocket league by balec November 25, 2021

Smuckernut Crunch 

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.
Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.
“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”
Smuckers by Patytu October 21, 2019