Smucket
slut + a cum bucket
Smucket by IKNOWTHESTUFF June 7, 2010
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Smucker Fucker
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Related Words
Smucket • Smucker • slucket • Slucket List • Smackets • smicket • Smuckered • Smucker Fucker • Snucket • Sucketh
Slucket List
I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
Slucket List by KfromCanada August 16, 2012
Sucketh
A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
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Smuckernut Crunch
A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
Smuckernut Crunch by smuckernut July 21, 2010
Smuckers
Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.
“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”
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