Definitions by balec
deformed chicken
i saw my friend aaron with his big ginger cock and i have to say it looked more like a deformed chicken then a mommy daddy button
deformed chicken by balec December 24, 2021
laughphasexual
when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off
*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual
she’s so fucking hot bro no way
she’s so fucking hot bro no way
laughphasexual by balec December 24, 2021
garropolo
i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed
jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh
garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh
garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
shaw
the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team
or
the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing
or
the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing
oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes
“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”
not in a good way tho
“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”
not in a good way tho
fartnite
when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
candid
no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
extra ordinary
super normal since your extra ordinary like wtf you’re not different. just go back to ben shaw life and be a legendary prospect that just ate to many cakes at hooters
wow bourneo missed an open net. what an extra ordinary play. he should honestly just kill himself. this is smocket league
extra ordinary by balec December 23, 2021