Definitions by balec

deformed chicken 

another word for any gingers pebis

i saw my friend aaron with his big ginger cock and i have to say it looked more like a deformed chicken then a mommy daddy button

deformed chicken by balec December 24, 2021

laughphasexual

when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off

*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual

she’s so fucking hot bro no way

laughphasexual by balec December 24, 2021

garropolo 

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick

i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself

garropolo by balec December 23, 2021

shaw 

the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team

or

the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing

oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes

“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”

not in a good way tho

shaw by balec December 23, 2021

fartnite 

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

fartnite by balec December 23, 2021

candid 

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy

no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid

candid by balec December 23, 2021

extra ordinary 

super normal since your extra ordinary like wtf you’re not different. just go back to ben shaw life and be a legendary prospect that just ate to many cakes at hooters

wow bourneo missed an open net. what an extra ordinary play. he should honestly just kill himself. this is smocket league

extra ordinary by balec December 23, 2021