Smuckass

A combination of the Words Smart ass and fuck ass. Like Smart fuck ass.

Girl: "How do you think you did on the physics test?"
Guy: "I think i dominated it."
Girl: "Quit being such a Smuckass."

by Erich der Jaeger May 15, 2007

Smuckass Bitch

As much as it is a person that thinks he's better than anybody, he's got more money than God, and he thinks and looks down on everybody.

He is a smuckass bitch.

Tell you what that smuckass bitch better take his ass back to Wall Street!

by Z Fly November 4, 2016

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Suckassidness

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

by suckassiest June 26, 2008

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Suckasstrophe

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011