The act of inserting a lit cigar or cigarette into your partner's vagina or anus. After a period of time, you extract the smoking item and inhale the smoke that billows out.
(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.
This is when the person performing oral sex on someone consumes a large quantity of Big Red gum beforehand causing the recipient of the oral sex to cry.
It's all fun and games until you try to sit down after a cinnamon smokestack.