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Smothering a crescent roll in butter, snapping it in half and then putting it in a party platter and a charcuterie board
I'm gonna go smirn the crescent rolls before the guests arrive!

the smirn 

After ejaculating all over your fuckbuddy you then lift their head up to look you in the eye and give them 'the smirn', a look so diabolical it could cause heads to explode.
N*ggah just gave me 'the smirn'!
the smirn by Christopher Zahenskie November 5, 2006

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.
Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?
sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012
Smoking pot in any way shape or form.
I’m gonna go hang out and smine with the boys.
Smine by Bb knows November 5, 2019
To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.
Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013
A slang term for marijuana developed by three righteous dudes from Melbourne, Australia after their experiences smoking the drug and their journey through a magical cartoon forest full of wondrous creatures and concluding with a magnificent banquet.
"Dude, we need to get some Shirn and party!"

"Haha, man I'm so shirned right now."
Shirn by slybear April 28, 2012