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Yeeyah Smirns 

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys
Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"
Yeeyah Smirns by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020

Smirnoff Sunday 

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.
Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005
A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.
Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!
Smirnoff by VinC January 3, 2005

smirnoffed 

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.
Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.
smirnoffed by omegacerebro October 21, 2008

Smirnastics 

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.
"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"
Smirnastics by btothe2 April 6, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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