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Smirnos

a mix drink made with raspberry Smirnoff and Nos energy drink
"What happened last night bro?..."
"Smirnos happened"
by ham420 December 18, 2011
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Yeeyah Smirns

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys
Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"
by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020
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Smirnoff Sunday

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.
Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!
by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018
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Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 6, 2005
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Smirnoff

A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.
Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!
by VinC January 3, 2005
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smirnoffed

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.
Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.
by omegacerebro October 21, 2008
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Smirnastics

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.
"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"
by btothe2 April 6, 2009
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