Smiky 

A smiky is a nasty smiley...basically saying that what you think is funny is just stupid and mean but I'll agree just keep you from bothering me again

I wrote my friend Happy New Year. Lets hope you get it together this year. Don't ask for , but work for it....I got a smiky.

Smiky by machiner3d December 31, 2013

Spiky no no plant 

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in band known as Set It Off.

Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"

Spiky no no plant by ♥𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘺♥𝘝𝘪𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘴 January 20, 2019

Saikyo 

Japanese word that means "The Strongest".

Saikyo by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

Smoky tornado 

When using breasts to stimulate a penis, the man lights his pubic hair on fire right before he is about to produce. Then the woman finishes him off using her mouth and puts out the pubic fire using a small electronic fan.

A.J. Daulerio tries to get women using the smoky tornado, normally with great success.

Smoky tornado by Rtrock June 2, 2007

Spiky Condom

The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."

Bartender: "..."

Spiky Condom by thehouss October 14, 2011

Smily 

Someone who is sweet, sincere, and honest. Her presence illuminates the room and her smile lightens any atmosphere. She is faithful, but she can also be very fierce in her own ways if taunted. She has a naturally shy personality and value intelligence, family, and tradition. She is also that quiet girl that not many know about, but once someone gets to know her they realize she is amazing. She enjoy reading, playing video games, and eating ice cream.

Scumbag #1: Smily is the best girlfriend in the world.
Scumbag #2: OP

Smily by Scumbag #1 January 18, 2013

spiky poo 

The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.

man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'

man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'

spiky poo by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005