2.Horny for a makeout or kissing, but definitely not for sex.
1.
Camper 1: "Oh crap a porcupine climbed in my sleeping bag last night"
Campler 2: "So?"
Camper 1: "So?! I sleep naked! Now my butt is spiky."
Camper 2: "That's gross"
Camper 1: "I know it hurts so bad"
Camper 2: "No that you sleep naked on a camping trip with only one other person in the tent. Me"
2.
Kai: "Oh my god Evann I really want to make out with someone. It's like I'm horny, but not for sex. What is that called?"
The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.
A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.