Smempathy

Empathy and Sympathy combined. You understand others and also give condolences to them.

He has so much smempathy. He understood and helped me from this mess.

by longarithm August 22, 2016

sexpathy

Is the moment when you think of having sex with your partner for you are obliged to, and is always associated with the thought of breaking up with him/her soon.

In other words, feeling guilty or sorry for your partner for soon you will be breaking up with them, thus you feel like you have to have sex with them to feel less guilty.

In short "goodbye sex" or "last sex"

Derived from sex + sympathy

Dude 1:I can't feel her emotion anymore, last time we're together it just felt like she's just giving me sexpathy.
Dude 2: it's okay bro
Dude1: Yeah! doesn't matter, had sex.

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Girl 1:After what happened you still seeing him.
Girl 2:Nothing special actually I just feel like sexpathy that's all.

by badzination April 7, 2013

Sympathy d'or

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

by LM0710 October 6, 2021

Sympathy Laugh

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

penis sympathy

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

by Moggraider August 12, 2005

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Sympathy Fuck

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.

Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!

by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013