SEMPATHY 

The act of having enough empathy to realize someone wants you to feel sorry for them.

Dona really made her friend Joy feel like the victim she wanted to be thanks to her ability to perceive the need of sempathy being employed.

SEMPATHY by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Sempathy 

A combination of Empathy and Sympathy to express both layers of compassion

"I'm sempathetic to your boss being utterly incompetent. You have my sempathy!"

Sempathy by Veltion March 15, 2019

sexpathy 

Is the moment when you think of having sex with your partner for you are obliged to, and is always associated with the thought of breaking up with him/her soon.

In other words, feeling guilty or sorry for your partner for soon you will be breaking up with them, thus you feel like you have to have sex with them to feel less guilty.

In short "goodbye sex" or "last sex"

Derived from sex + sympathy

Dude 1:I can't feel her emotion anymore, last time we're together it just felt like she's just giving me sexpathy.
Dude 2: it's okay bro
Dude1: Yeah! doesn't matter, had sex.

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Girl 1:After what happened you still seeing him.
Girl 2:Nothing special actually I just feel like sexpathy that's all.

sexpathy by badzination April 7, 2013

Sympathy d'or 

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

Sympathy d'or by LM0710 October 6, 2021

Sympathy Laugh 

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

Sympathy Laugh by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

penis sympathy 

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

penis sympathy by Moggraider August 12, 2005

sympathy seeker 

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

sympathy seeker by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011