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Definitions by DPScherer

Macular Conception 

A condition of the eyes causing severe loss of central vision stemming from the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment of her conception.
“He believed so deeply in the virgin birth, that he nearly went blind. from Macular Conception
Macular Conception by DPScherer November 12, 2023

SacraMentos 

A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.
The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”
SacraMentos by DPScherer November 1, 2023

Hamroids 

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.
“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”
Hamroids by DPScherer October 31, 2023

Snackrifice

The pain of giving up snack foods either for health or personal reasons.
“His doctor advised him to give up sugary snacks for health reasons. For him, that was a huge snackrifice.”
Snackrifice by DPScherer August 19, 2022
A combination of KARma and irONY. When something you did comes back to bite you and it is humorous and deeply satisfying to others.
“He championed the law to punish anyone who steels and now he’s under investigation for stealing is the height of karony.”
Karony by DPScherer August 19, 2022

Smelegant 

An aroma or scent that exudes fine taste and quality.
Darling, that perfume you are wearing is so Smelegant”
Smelegant by DPScherer March 6, 2022

homogefication 

The act of turning something good for some into something palatable for many.
Disney's homogefication of the Star Wars universe has angered many long-time fans.
homogefication by DPScherer September 29, 2021