by Gansgyer February 5, 2022
Get the Smegzie mug.smegzecutive (smeg zek yu tiv) NOUN. An especially sleazy businessman. From “smegma” and “executive.”
From 2001 to 2008, Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan and Henry Paulson helped to destroy the banking, insurance, mortgage and loan industries. In doing so, they have ruined millions of lives and wrecked the world economy.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
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The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.
by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016
Get the Smeggie mug.Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre
by a annoyed student August 9, 2009
Get the Smegiest mug.A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"
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Get the smeezies mug.When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years
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