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Smeggie Smackdown 

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years
Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown
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A Slang For Cigarette, Usually Used To Denounce The Fact That Nicotine Is Extremely Harmful To One's Self.
Hey Fred, Wanna Go For A Smeegie Break?

Or

I Need A Smeegie.
Smeegie by Capos November 12, 2009
smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.
The help forum's smuggie jumped into the thread to save the world from all the "profanity"....ssshhh, someone had actually dared to use the word "fucking".....
smuggie by Princess Mabelia December 13, 2014
A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."
The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit
smoggie by Julie April 1, 2004
A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.
Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.
Smoggies by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011
A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.
Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.
Smeggle by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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