1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

alert by therealanbari June 2, 2016

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alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

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Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010

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alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

alert cobra by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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