spengmuffin 

Spengmuffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably stupid. Speng meaning to be offensive, similar to 'spaz'. Majority of useage coming from the younger teenagers in High School.

"That guy is a total spengmuffin."

spengmuffin by dizzygal101 March 13, 2016

Smegmuffin 

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003

Spankmuffin 

Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.

Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.

Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!

Spankmuffin by Mellemma October 7, 2017

Spankmuffin 

Of the female gender.

An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.

Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".

Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?

Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.

Spankmuffin by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009

Smegmuffin 

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.

John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.

Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020