spengmuffin

Spengmuffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably stupid. Speng meaning to be offensive, similar to 'spaz'. Majority of useage coming from the younger teenagers in High School.

"That guy is a total spengmuffin."

by dizzygal101 March 13, 2016

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Smegmuffin

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

by Fyfe August 30, 2003

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Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.

Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.

Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!

by Mellemma October 7, 2017

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Spankmuffin

Of the female gender.

An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.

Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".

Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?

Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.

by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009

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Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009

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