sexmuffin

an incredibly sexy person
a person u want to have intecourse with

Eva Longoria is a sexmuffin, Id do her!

by brown guy January 12, 2008

sexmuffin

an incredibly arousing muffin.
antonym: muffin TOP

I love rayray, she knows how to butter that sexmuffin'.

by sir eats a lot May 7, 2008

Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

by silentcrys April 15, 2020

Shmuffin

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

smuffin

the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten

Brian you make me feel so smuffin

by Aubrianna January 15, 2008

smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.

Good morning! Care for a smuffin?

by smudder November 22, 2010

sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.

"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."

by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010