Your my sex-muffin
by Lewis March 23, 2004
|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
by S.M.x2 January 09, 2010
Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
by Colombianomania September 30, 2005
by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010
by Senor Swift October 18, 2008
Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.
by The Good Dopp September 24, 2005
Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja
by Declan18 May 28, 2011