smegmuff 

When smegma gets stuck on your pubic hair and dries up.

I really need to wax the Smegmuff, it’s getting a bit knotty

smegmuff by Murphysmeg November 24, 2021

Smegmuffin 

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003

Smegmuffin 

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003