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smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmaphile 

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."
She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.
smegmaphile by krustydude August 19, 2009

Smegmachine Gun 

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Smegmachine Gun by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

smegmasbord 

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

Smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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