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smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmaphile 

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."
She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.
smegmaphile by krustydude August 19, 2009

Smegmachine Gun 

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Smegmachine Gun by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

smegmasbord 

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

Smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018