smegged

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

smegged

The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.

Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Smegged

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible

Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day

by AlJazeera February 28, 2024

shegged

To get "bumped" or ripped off.

"Fam, I paid £5 for a bag of sweets."

"HAHAHA you got shegged."

by dmaniac November 25, 2013

Shegged

Absolutely fucked over
#rigged

I've been Shegged with the loot I've gotten in fortnight

by GuardiolaJosesMe February 10, 2018

Smigged

To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.

Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.

by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012