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Smegpot
Smegpot by jjsjsjkdjd August 20, 2013
smegmolised
After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020
Smegroll
The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.
Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!
Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
smegmosis
Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
smugboard
A magical place where mostly memes and art of various kinds, often about baldness, end up after positive mass appeal in the moonmoon_ow discord server. They say access to the board is restricted on Sundays because it's the Lord's day but it's actually because of degenerates spamming posts onto the board on Saturday nights.
smugboard by hairline886 June 3, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026