Smegbo

A person who goes by Jimbo but has smegma problems.

1. Hey have you see Jimbo around lately?
2. Yeah, he has smegma so he doesn't want to leave his house.

1. Oh so he's a Smegbo now

Smegbo by Klikzy March 7, 2024

Smegpot 

An annoying object or person, popularized by Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth

"Michael, you Smegpot!"- Gavin Free being killed in Assassins Creed

Smegpot by jjsjsjkdjd August 20, 2013

smegmolised 

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Smegroll 

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.

Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.

Smegroll by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009

smegmosis 

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

smelbow 

The part of the body that is located opposite the elbow at the angle where the radius and ulna bones in the forearm meet the humerus bone in the upper arm.

After I donated blood, a small bruise appeared on my smelbow.

smelbow by The Spect January 2, 2014

smugboard 

A magical place where mostly memes and art of various kinds, often about baldness, end up after positive mass appeal in the moonmoon_ow discord server. They say access to the board is restricted on Sundays because it's the Lord's day but it's actually because of degenerates spamming posts onto the board on Saturday nights.

Can I get on the smugboard, please?
- permabanned former member of moonmoon_ow's discord channel

smugboard by hairline886 June 3, 2018