Smech

When you smooch someone’s ass as they are farting into your nose and mouth

Yo, I just gave Jessi a smech

by Digdugrugjug November 6, 2017

Smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

semechki

sunflower seeds

A gopnik can typically be found squatting with a bag of semechki in one hand and bottle of vodka in the other

by FlamingDragon_9001 November 24, 2017

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.

We Have Been Smeckledorfed

by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

Smeckledorfed

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

by usparrow1 February 3, 2019