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smashternoon 

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.
"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."
smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

Smasherteer 

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
Smasherteer by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)
As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."
smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006
To drink excessively
Smashmad by Borris Becker March 1, 2011

Smashterbate 

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself
Smashterbate by RP DP April 22, 2011

smashterbate 

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in
Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
smashterbate by Requiett January 3, 2005