Dahn's definitions

golden garb

Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.

Evette: Do you like my jewelry? Isn't it fab!?
Puablo: Fuck that golden garb!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

boob shirt

A shirt that shows off a girls boobs.

I love your boob shirt, it makes your titties stick out like blaow!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Smashmatic 4000

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

embleming

The act of removing automobile emblems from chosen victims car thereby defacing it and embarrassing the owner until he or she is able to replace the emblem(s).

Cop1: Do you see those kids embleming that Jaguar V12 over there?
Cop2: Yea, what about it?
Cop1: Don't you think we should do something?
Cop2: Naw the owners a douche bag.
Cop1: Oh OK... Hey pass the donuts.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Chicken McGreen

The benevolent and ever controversial god of Chaos designed to bring about confusion during times of injustice. Channeling Chicken McGreen will bring about much pain and isolation. in the end though, it is worth while because the primary mission of Chicken McGreen is to realign the planets and bring harmony to the Omniplex.

Dude 1: Dude you see that chick in the green over there?
Dude 2: Haha did you say Chicken McGreen?
Dude 1: Uhhh right yea...heh..heh...heh

And so it began.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

emblemed

The past tense verb referring to the removal of a automobile emblem from one's car. Most often this is done illegally and without the owners consent. One may choose to use a credit card to commit such an offense but a heat gun gun is the preferred tool of removal.

Thief 1: Hey check it out I just emblemed that VW beetle over there.
Thief 2: Wow, how did you get past the cable?
Thief 1: I snipped it with wire cutters bra'!
Thief 2: Oh sheet son!

by Dahn April 14, 2008