Smashmatic 

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S

"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"

Smashmatic by The Skurge March 13, 2010

Smashmatic 4000 

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

spasmatic monkey twitch 

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

spasmatic monkey twitch by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Splashmatic 

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood

That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic

Splashmatic by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

Smashtastic 

Awesome. Ace. Good. Fabulous in any way, shape or form. You wish it to your friends like so:

Have yourself a smashtastic day darling.

Smashtastic by ericLOVE May 6, 2009

Smashtasticate 

To absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate.

Can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you've beaten somebody in a competition such as a game or sport.

We smashtasticated them guys at football last night!
That dog got smashtasticated by that car!
I'm gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.

Smashtasticate by TheSmashtasticator November 27, 2016

Smashticated

When you are so drunk that you are beyond normal explanations such as smashed or wasted.

The boys were absolutely smashticated after a day at the races yesterday!

Smashticated by lilpixi March 3, 2009