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Smashaddict
Someone who is addicted to the any of the three games, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, or Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Smashaddict by Jimtopia October 16, 2007
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Smashatic • Smashmatic • Smashmatic 4000 • smashstick • Smashticated • Smashtastic • smashwich • sashaitice • sashativa • Sastatic
Smashability
A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.
Smashability by Kashmando October 3, 2011
sashaitice
A women that's around the age of 40 or older with a condition called sashaitice. Sashaitice is a medical condition that cuases memory loss and constant sleep. These wemon can't eat to many carbs or they will sleep through the whole day. This also cuases latenesses.
My mom has sashaitice.
sashaitice by -Gracie July 10, 2020
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spasmatic monkey twitch by micaela Krause November 16, 2007
sashativa
SMASHWICH
A game played by smashing opposing player's sandwiches in a cafeteria-style setting. Any undefended sandwich is eligible for smashing. The rules are as follows:
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
Ian: Dude, Nate's sandwich is undefended."
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
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