Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

Smashability

A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.

"Hey Mary is pretty hot."

"What's her smashability level?"

"Its a solid 8."

by Kashmando October 3, 2011

Lightly Salted

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

by Kashmando August 11, 2014