A game played by smashing opposing player's sandwiches in a cafeteria-style setting. Any undefended sandwich is eligible for smashing. The rules are as follows:
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
Ian: Dude, Nate's sandwich is undefended."
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
by kooteraga October 27, 2013
Get the SMASHWICH mug.1. Derivative of hot smash. Describes the result of taking a hot smash in one's pants, leaving said smash between one's butt cheeks, thereby creating a smash-sandwich.
*A smashwich is similar to a shart but a bit messier.
*A smashwich is similar to a shart but a bit messier.
Lex: Guys, I didn't make it to the bathroom and ended up with a smashwich.
Guys: Lex, that is nasty. You're gonna have skids.
Guys: Lex, that is nasty. You're gonna have skids.
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The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.
Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
by shnnn000 November 13, 2012
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Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?
by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016
Get the Smashchat mug.Is a sandwich you eat while smangin a chick from behind. You can rest it on her back. Shit, if you have one of them baller ass tempurpedic beds you have your drink on the side too.
by Kaylngetssmangwiched.com February 19, 2012
Get the smangwich mug.by lilpixi March 3, 2009
Get the Smashticated mug.A human sandwich comprised of Justin Smith and Aldon Smith, with either light or dark QB meat in the middle, whereby the dual outside forces are so great that it makes the QB go full retard.
"Ashkon's 'Niners in Paris' song is giving me such a Harboner! I hope the players are getting fully torqued off his song in anticipation of the game too."
"Same here... Mostly, I can't wait to see Eli get Smithwiched!"
"Me neither! He's already half retard, so going Simple Jack is just another Sunday walk in the park... Candlestick Park."
"Same here... Mostly, I can't wait to see Eli get Smithwiched!"
"Me neither! He's already half retard, so going Simple Jack is just another Sunday walk in the park... Candlestick Park."
by Harry Sasquatch February 6, 2012
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