Smarta 

Smarta is an entirely different way to say Samantha, Like a nickname but not Sam because Sam is often considered a boy's name.

Girl: Hey Sam
Samantha: My names not Sam, if you have to shorten it call me smarta

Smarta by Samantha K00 June 12, 2013

Smarta morgana 

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

Smarta morgana by hoschi October 23, 2009

Smart Contract 

Smart Contracts are a tangible expression of the term 'Code is Law'. By coding prerequisite conditions into an algorithmic contract, one can essentially create a self-executing contract, eliminating the need for a middleman and automating the process of trust.

It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.

I tried to scam a customer for his money before the GPS logistics system verified delivery of the goods, but the pesky smart contract prevented me from touching their funds!

Smart Contract by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

must smart a mite 

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

smart answer by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Derek Smart 

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

Derek Smart by Sue Me February 20, 2005