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smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.
Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*
smallishbeans by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?
“whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro”
smallishbeans by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021

SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.
Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚
SmallishBeans by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

smallishbeans

comfort youtuber, best character in empires smp, wife haver
smallishbeans is so beloved
smallishbeans is so scrunkly
smallishbeans by froghat!!anon June 17, 2022

Joel/SmallishBeans

Tall. Massive. Handsome and above average size
"Joel is very tall and massive and above average size"
"Joel/SmallishBeans is tall handsome and very massive"

scallish 

To be a scally, or of charverish nature.
Mitch is being scallish today; by wearing burbary cap and scally hoodie, with hood pulled over cap, and trackie bottome tucked into big, massive nike socks.
scallish by House E November 22, 2004
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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