smp

"suck my pussy" female saying in hate or in sexual vibe.

Josh: man I'm mad at you!
Gabby: smp!

by raay3444 June 15, 2010

smp

Describes Suck my pepi , in other way suck my small penis. Used by Jager a group of infidels playing retarded online games. Copyrights owned by Jager Corp.

- Kaveh : " Crying , drama , bla bla bla , crying"
- Raf : "smp o7"

by satanas7 October 11, 2018

smp

"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!

Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"

by OptimusKevin October 4, 2011

smp

"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.

Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp

by Davey Crockette November 27, 2011

smp

"Stretch Mark Pussy"

That girl has some major SMP.

by mR.siNiSTer October 9, 2006

SMP

SMP - Suck my P****. Nah, just kidding. It's "Survival Multiplayer", like survival mode in multiplayer..

Also,SMP is the short form of SIMP

iDots SMP most famous block is crafting table

by 4090_Unknown August 6, 2020

SMP

It stands for "Survival Multiplayer". It's a Minecraft Survival world but in Multiplayer mode. There, you can mess around in your survival world with your friends.

Random Minecrafter: Want to do an SMP?
Random Minecrafter 2: Sure, why not?

by BPJ-23 August 21, 2020