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smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.
Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*
smallishbeans by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

smallish 

A little bit small; of small nature.
Geez _ _ _ _ _ _ _! You're smallish!
smallish by Beccy C February 9, 2006

Shallisa 

A black woman that is an icon in everyone’s daily lives.
No I am not Beyoncé I am SHALLISA.
Shallisa by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021

smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?
“whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro”
smallishbeans by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical
We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.
smallitics by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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