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smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.
Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*
smallishbeans by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

smallish 

A little bit small; of small nature.
Geez _ _ _ _ _ _ _! You're smallish!
smallish by Beccy C February 9, 2006

Shallisa 

A black woman that is an icon in everyone’s daily lives.
No I am not Beyoncé I am SHALLISA.
Shallisa by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021

smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?
whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro
smallishbeans by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical
We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.
smallitics by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004