Småland

Småland is basically home to the most cursed place on motuurearth KALMAR

Hejsan-svejsan my weird looking bitch how are you in Småland?

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by Småländske Bonden från Västerv November 26, 2022

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Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.

A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.

by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013

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ShaLanda

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

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salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010

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