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The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.
A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.
Sealand by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013
Words you can keep
A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
Sealand by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!
Sealand is a pimp, dude.

Sealand Boil 

Seafood boil cooked with mice
I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out
Sealand Boil by Watchyotone January 17, 2024

The Sealand Civil War 

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.
Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!
The Sealand Civil War by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

Queen of Sealand 

Queen of Sealand by Craig Spencer December 19, 2003

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
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B)
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A)
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B)
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