Slutution

A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.

John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.

by zendakin September 30, 2011

slutton

A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.

"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".

by Nana93 May 7, 2009

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

Slutitious

Someone that dresses like a slut. (pronounced; Slut-Ish-Os)

"You are looking very slutitious today."

by AnnaTentKentBrooksWeasleySmit September 26, 2009

salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

Slutton

A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.

"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"

by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012

Slutton

Married man who repeatedly cheats on his trophy wife with sluts and prostitues.

Arthur is always out high now doing the full slutton act on his Mrs!

by BachedMan May 4, 2018