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A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.
"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".
slutton by Nana93 May 7, 2009
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Greetings and Salutations 

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Slutitious 

Someone that dresses like a slut. (pronounced; Slut-Ish-Os)
"You are looking very slutitious today."

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006
A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.
"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"
Slutton by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012
Married man who repeatedly cheats on his trophy wife with sluts and prostitues.
Arthur is always out high now doing the full slutton act on his Mrs!
Slutton by BachedMan May 4, 2018
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