Slutington

Slutington also known as southington ct its is a town full of sluts and whores at the highschool they made a unisex bathroom and there is a room witha bed in the bathroom therefore just calling all of the whores and sluts there. And Basically u can wear what ever u want

Oh ya u mean slutington

by Southington kid July 12, 2018

slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Southington High School

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009

southington

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.

Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?

by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004

Southington

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P

we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street

by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

Clutingtons

Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.

Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!

by The Dengster December 6, 2018

Southington

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...

Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...

by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003