A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.
I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.
An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real trickypickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.