slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

slurfing

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy

John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.

by michael jj January 13, 2008

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 24, 2014

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slurf

When a fat orange cat tries to squeeze his giant, flabby body through the peep hole of a cat tree.

Gavin looked on in horror as Mike tried to slurf after Tycho.

by MysteriousElJefe May 07, 2023

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012