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Noun: A dirty, nasty, super bitch! Slunch is a combination of slut, cunt, and bitch.
"I can't believe that sluntch Jovy won't let the father of her latest child see him!"
Sluntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
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A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015
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Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.
On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.
slutch by mekapieface May 13, 2006
My girlfriend dumped me for a neo nazi, what a scuntch.
Scuntch by PO'D1111 September 4, 2010
Meal between lunch and supper
I took Jane out for slunch last Tuesday
slunch by panther254 August 31, 2016
A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.
"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."
slutchins by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

skluntch 

A mixture of the words bitch, slut, skank, and cunt that can be used to describe a person that is being mean or stupid
man my mom was being a skluntch today
skluntch by yowords August 6, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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